Revenge of the thing.. Part One: Interviews with Michael Jackson and Billy Mays

I am here now with an official interview of Several people, including Michael Jackson and Billy Mays, taking place in sunny Tartarus. First off is Michael Jackson:

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Zeke: Well hello there, Michael Jackson. You are looking sad today. Any specific reason?

Michael: Why hello there, lil' boy! Heehoo!

Zeke: um.. anyway... First Question. Why the FAWK do you keep making that noise?

Michael: what, you mean like this:? HEEHOO!

Zeke: yes... like that...

Michael: Cause it is my trademarked slogan and I recieve money every time I say it. HEEHOO!!

Zeke: SHUT THE FAWK UP!!!

michael: NEVAH!! HEEHOO!!

Zeke: you realize you're dead, right? -.-

Michael: Silly lil' boy, course I ain't. we are in sunny LA. HEEHOO!

Zeke: .... ~strangles with rope~

Michael: HEEHo..... ~dies again~

Zeke: FINALLY!!!

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TO BE CONTINUED.....